Comments on: Mackintosh, MacIvor, Murphy . . .

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:23:00 +0000

I wonder what Ben Brantkey thinks of him? If you check out http://www.didhelikeit.com, there’s some funny stuff there like the garfield minus garfield site.

By: mike

mike — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:11:00 +0000

can’t we just have a mario lopez vs emmitt smith deathmatch and let them decide?

By: Alison

Alison — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:28:00 +0000

You need to stop hating on Mario Lopez and accept him as the theatrical messiah that he is.

By: mike

mike — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:01:00 +0000

no, no, enough with the Lopez. he was my least favourite of the entire Saved By The Bell Cast. even screech was more bareable. about the only positive thing i can say about him is he did not star in Showgirls.

As for Dancing With The Stars, that’s fine, but Emmett Smith was a much better dancer. He was also the first player in NFL history to have five straight seasons with over 1400 rushing yards and over sixty catches.

Put that guy on broadway and you’d have a real winner.

By: Alison

Alison — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:39:00 +0000

Anonymous, I hope that exploding cow play will be a musical starring Mario Lopez.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:19:00 +0000

The one bright hope for the future of Canadian Theatre is if someone develops an “exploding cow” interactive play.

By: mike

mike — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:29:00 +0000

if you spin the thingy around you get 1 lightening bolt in the cow’s ass, which means you can use the little guy to shoot beams from the satellite dish at the moon to get the flying monkeys to come. thing is, and this is just a theory, you need two lightening bolts in the cow’s ass to make the ray gun (as opposed to the satellite dish) shoot the monkeys. and it is entirely unclear how to do this…it may have something to do with milking the cow for it’s multi coloured dairy product.

By: Ian Mackenzie

Ian Mackenzie — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:55:00 +0000

I also tried my hand at the cow “game.” And like Mike, I made it explode by didn’t win.

This is the great mystery of our time.

By: Alison

Alison — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:42:00 +0000

I wish! That thing’s been driving me crazy for over a week now! Glad I could share the madness.

Also, I would like to point out that my favourite thing about guest posting here is forcing you to create a “mario lopez” tag. That’s awesome.

By: mike

mike — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:35:00 +0000

i can explode the cow, but apparently not in a sophisticated enough way. it keeps telling me i lost. any hints?